Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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MICHAEL

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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