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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

That's what he said.

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

cms.......?????

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

ROSS G IS OBESE

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

Why was Timmy sad?

gay rights

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