What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Penis!

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The penn state football administration

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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