How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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a black father

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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Who has downs this joke

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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What's up? A direction...

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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