What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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Hi.

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¿melano?

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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Ha

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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