- Anti Joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

Communism

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.