Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

69, hahaha

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

what is stupid and reading this you

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

ha.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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