How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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Haha

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Mexicans working in an office

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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Y2K

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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