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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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AVI IS A FAG

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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Obama.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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American Idol

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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