Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

Knock Knock Good one...

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

you are gay

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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