- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

Womens Rights.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Women's rights.

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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