Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Pickle!

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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penis

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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What's 9 +10 19

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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Dead babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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