- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

Jess Burns

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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