What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

What what In the butt

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

kennah campion... being nice

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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