An iguana walks out of a bar

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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9/11

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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A homeless person dies.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Knock Knock Come in.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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your fat

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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blubber vaginass CC

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I Love Hitler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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