- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

So one time this woman was learning...

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

I met a man today. His name was John.

whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

Winking at old people

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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