- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

A black person in the NHL

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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