- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

No.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

What's big and black? A black fridge.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

GRAAAAAAAR.

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

who just made fun of katie matt

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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