- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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