Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

this is not a joke.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

Want to hear an anti-joke?

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

Well, this is fun.

Men's rights

What's 1+1? 4.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

Let's write an anti-joke. K.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

Global Warming.

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

The WNBA.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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