Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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Freedom of Speech

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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French people.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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