knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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I like jokes.

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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