knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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i have cancer

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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I love you.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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anti-joke teehee

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Hair

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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