Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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...Jack Vale

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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