- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

your all shit at jokes

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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