- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

Hitler. lol, sucks.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

Asians...

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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