a black guy with rights in 1924

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Popsicles

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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Kenny G

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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