What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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Diana and victoria

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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