Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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Your eye color is very unique.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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Christians

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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