- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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