Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Because she has down's syndrome

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

What did the old man say? Im old

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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