why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

The black man leaves the strip club.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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