- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

At least I dont have AIDS.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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