- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

How did th-A fridge.

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

i died. new product by steve jobs

Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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