Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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boobs

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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So you there Red?

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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