Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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what sucks? things that suck

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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call of duty world at war

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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