Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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sexual intercourse.

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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