Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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Dont look at me.

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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You

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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