What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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