A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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69

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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Justin Bieber

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68

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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