A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

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What is it called when a male and a male are together. A relationship

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

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what do you call a black pilot? a pilot

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter can escape the chambers.

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whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

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What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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What's the difference between a black guy and a Cadillac? One is a car and the other is a man. And it is insensitive to speak about race so blatantly, sir.

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There's a blonde, Brunette and a Redhead stuck at the top of a cliff. A genie appears and says he will grant them each one wish. The Brunette wishes she could at the bottom of the cliff, The redhead wishes she could be back with her children and the blonde would just love to be back to her family. :/

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Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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there was a blond, a brunette, and a redhead at the edge of a cliff The blond being stupid jumped off the cliff and broke every bone in her body

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What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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a man walks into a bar..... OWW!!!!!!

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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ur gay and this joke sucks

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how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

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a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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I Love You Jordan! P.S. from someone you know

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So, this guy walks into the doctor's and says: "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says: "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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