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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamas so ugly she turned madoosa into stone

Roses are red Dead bodies are blue You can't see me But I see you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

Yo mamma's so black, and that's ok. We're all different and unique.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did Chuck Norris say to the boy? Sure I'll sign your t-shirt!

What is worse than finding 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? Finding 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

Why was Jesus able to walk on water? Because he was the son of God and therefore devine, he can do whatever he pleases

Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar? A: I would make the slightly onerous journey to the local grocery establishment and pay my hard-earned money to procure a dessert which I quite enjoy.

A rabbit enters in apharmacy and asks for a carrot. The man says:"There aren´t any carrots in here." In the next two days the same happens, but the man replies that he'll hammer the rabbit if he comes back. In the other day, the rabbit is found dead with a bloody hammer nearby.

What happens when you have fish and a rhino mate? Nothing, that is physically impossible, a rhino is a lot bigger than a fish and it would not be possible for a rhino to do that with a fish considering a rhino can't breathe under water and a fish can't breath with out air.

Knock knock Whos there? ... You got ding dong ditched

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

What did Jesus say to his disciples at the Last Supper? Go to Hell.

A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

Roses are red, violets are blue something stinks and I think it's you!

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Why did the all the fish in the lake die? A pesticide bioaccumulated through the food chain.

Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call it when 1 person has an imaginary friend? A mental disorder. What do you call it when 1 billion people have an imaginary friend? A Religion.

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