- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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