- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

nice shorts.

knock knock go away ok

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

Patrick is gay

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

Christopher Walken to a bar.

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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