what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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NEVER

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Get in the van

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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