Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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I LIKE TURLES.

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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lewis bedford

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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