Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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Amputations.

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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Women's Basketball.

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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what time is it rape time

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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