your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Covietz has a large penis

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

im black

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

whats worse than flunking math? death.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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