what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

I LIKE TURLES.

9:11 make a wish

whats better than shoes feet

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

whats funny? ebola and 911

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