- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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