- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

charlie sheen

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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